Team: "Greasy Mitts" Guy, Lego, Si, Super Chunky Ricky Hatton, Nath, AJ, John, Ross, Jamey, Kingy, Gaz(c)
Subs: Mick, Warby
Supporters Club: 'Tache Jackson, Benn, (un)Goody, Wolly with a Brolly, Foul Mouthed Benn, Gaffer Benn
Heroes also in attendance: Naylor
Lets be honest? Who turns up to a match waits 3 minutes before heading home without checking a car that you think belongs to a team mate? Oh and without a phone. Warby. When he finally did turn up, 20 minutes into the second half, he moaned about having to spend double on the bus. Well you thick, bushy haired, AIDs riddled, chuckle brother looking moron, that's what you get for being an idiot.
Okay onto the match. We battered them and lost. Why did we lose? Because Dave the Cat has the catching abililty of a four year old girl...with no arms. It couldn't have been an easier a cross. In fact the winger wrapped a little bow tie onto it before he floated it into the Cat's hands. I'm glad the opposition played gave you a dead leg as you tried to recover from your horrendous error. I hope the bruise is the size of James Jackson's head.
It also didn't help that Gaz spent most of the match chatting to the opposition keeper and constantly getting called offside. If Bootle had had an actual keeper in goal then his shot, which was travelling slower than James Jackson along a buffet table, wouldn't have trickled in.
Fuck knows what pissed off Nath. We all know he's angry short fused man, but he was flying into tackles like he'd caught the entire right side of the Bootle team double teaming his Mum. Stick some fireworks on them and you'd have had a boss Catherine Wheel. Him and the twins were possessed. I didn't realise there was a bet on between which set of people could be dirtier. I'd still put my money on the Jackson clan though, despite being handicapped by the pussy that plays centre-half.
Oh, "Hi Lego!" Moaning you didn't get a mention, so here's your fucking mention. Vain, egotistical bastard. Happy now?! It's not all about you you know!
Goal(s): Gaz
Assist(s): Warby
MOTM: John
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